You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
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You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
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The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
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In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit, hairball somewhere
Will find in morning.
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Grace personified.
I leap into the closed window.
I meant to do that.
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Blur of motion, then
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
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The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
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You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
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My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
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Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?
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Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around
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Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
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I want to be close to you.
Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
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Wanna go outside.
Uh oh! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
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Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
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Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.
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We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
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