Pretty fly for a Borg guy

Give it to me hughie (ahh ha, ahh ha!)
Give it to me hughie (ahh ha, ahh ha!)
Give it to me hughie (ahh ha, ahh ha!)
And all the trekkies say I'm pretty fly for a Borg guy.

This quadrant's had it's fare share of Borg drones in it's past.
But most of them don't want peace, they'd rather have that last.
But this guy Hugh's real kosher, he's not really that bad.
But we can't use him against the Borg, he'll know he's being had!

So how's he with you? Have you seen this Hugh?
Respects people's rights, does his own accounting too.
Unlike the other drones, he'll leave you in your homes!
Assimilate, assimilate!
This drone's a squeal, he has lots of appeal
To the human race, the human race!
Put on your latex suit, so that you really good and hey hey do that Borg Drone thing!

Borg Cubes Rock!

Written to the tune of 'Cleveland Rocks', sung by the Presidents of the United States of America, as heard on the Drew Carey Show.

Three four!
Three four!
Three four!
Three four!

The collective is calling me!
Away from where we are from!
Unity's a cool attitude!
It is where we belong!

All the borg drones taking us from our homes
Are saying Borg cubes rock! Borg cubes rock!
Resistance teams are loosing all their dreams
Saying Borg cubes rock! Borg cubes rock!
Borg cubes rocks! Borg cubes rocks!
Borg cubes rocks! Borg cubes rocks!

They have implants but they don't care
They've got no worries too.
They'll accept anyone,
As long as they benefit too!

It's something people hate, but than it's too late
Saying Borg Cubes rocks! Borg cubes rocks!
Your mind melts away, assimilate you say!
Saying Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!

I am a Borg drone, it's all I do!
Resistance is futile you'll be one too!
Your designation now is 1 of 2.
So Borg cubes they do rock.
Say Borg cubes they do rock!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!

etc...

Delta Quadrant!

Borg cube over Terran

Sung to the tune of The Drew Carey show theme, 'Moon over Parma'

Borg cube over Terran,
Assmilate tonight.
Borg cube's over Terran,
You equal our mass fright.
We will all fight while
Resistance is futile
Borg cube over Terran tonight!

Assmililate good times come on!
There's a party going on right here,
Assimialtion carried out by the Borg sphere!
So bring your implants!
And your nanoprobes!
Everyone around the world come on!

(ooga chucka song)

They come assimitating
Implants put on me
Bionics over our eyes, promotes unity

You're skin turns pale not sandy
You're loosing all your mind
Borg probes travel through your back
And implant in your spine

I think you now see, that the Borg is right
Resistance's futile, submit to their might
I'm assimilating! We're high on creating!

Son of Borg

Sung to the tune of 'Son of Man' by Phil Collins for the movie 'Tarzan'

Oh the power to resist
And the wisdom to realise
The Borg's the way, will come to you in time
And this journey that they're making
Across space at warp speed
They've come a long way just to
Take all the things they need

Son of Borg look to the sky
See the Borg cube? Time to flee
Someday you'll be one of them
Son of Borg a drone in time you'll be

You'll be assimilated
A claw replaces your hand
But you'll recieve true unity
Like no other being can!

Son of Borg look to the sky
See the Borg, and embrace thee
Someday you'll be one of them
Son of Borg a drone in time you'll be!

In assimilating they teach
And in assimilating they learn
They find their advances in minds of those they take
Oh and all those ones you hold dear
Give thanks for they're with you
You'll journey far too other worlds
And take those people too!

Son of Borg look to the sky
Embrace us, recieve unity
Someday you'll be one with us
Son of Borg a drone in time you'll be!

Borg Number 4 of 5

Ahem.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Borg Drone 4 of 5.

1 , 2, 3, 4, 5

All the Borg are in the cube so come on let's fly
To the Alpha Quadrant, shortcut through hyperspace
We can get the things we want, we never ask we take
The galaxy's like a giant buffet
Resistance is futile we're coming today
We like Occampa, the Terrans, the Klingons and Breen
They'll join the collective when we wipe their minds clean
We aren't fussy, we'll take any little humanoid
We'll alter you minds, don't try to avoid it
Any kind of attack doesn't really affect me
So you'd better just give it up!

A little bit of Ferengi in my life
A little bit of Terran by my side
A little bit of Breen is all we need
A little bit of Klingon's what we see
A little bit of Vulcan, we are one
An extra dose of Gorn, that could be fun
A little bit of Bajoran here we are
A little bit of Romulan ain't too far!

Borg Drone 4 of 5!